Today we are going to learn how to make beans.
Step one: Buy a can of beans.
Step two: Consume said beans in any manner or fashion that you fancy.
P.S. Did you know that it is entirely plausible to survive 6 months on nothing more than beans? I'm living testament to that fact.
P.S.S. You might be thinking that you need a can opener for a can of beans, but anything works just fine. I once opened a can with glass from a broken beer bottle.
P.S.S.S Who are you kidding just order a pizza. Cooking isn't for everyone.

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